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July 23, 2008 – 11:00 am | by godReporters assigned to Barack Obama say that this week Obama has been working out like crazy at a gym and he’s also been playing hours of basketball.
Meanwhile, John McCain has joined a group of mall walkers.
NAACP Speech
July 23, 2008 – 8:00 am | by godJohn McCain spoke to the NAACP today. McCain had to follow Barack Obama at the NAACP.
That’s like Wilford Brimley trying to follow Miley Cyrus at the teen choice awards. Good luck.
- Jay Leno
Indiana Raid
July 23, 2008 – 4:00 am | by godThe other day police in Indiana confiscated over 100 marijuana plants at a Girl Scout camp.
Which explains why last week the Indiana Girl Scouts sold over 2 million boxes of cookies.
T-Ball
July 23, 2008 – 12:00 am | by godThey are playing T-ball on the lawn of the White House. George Bush and the Vice President and Condoleezza, all the folks down there playing T-ball. Beautiful summer day, playing T-ball.
Let’s see, bank failures all over the United States. Record oil prices. A war with no end in sight. Well sure, let’s play some T-ball.
Magic Wand
July 22, 2008 – 11:00 am | by godIn his press conference about the economy yesterday, President Bush said, “I don’t have a magic wand.”
The last President allegedly had a magic wand. You saw how much trouble he got into.
- Jay Leno
Record Straight
July 22, 2008 – 8:00 am | by godStar Jones’ husband, Al Reynolds, is trying to set the record straight because people in the media keep suggesting he’s gay.
Reynolds said, “I’m not gay, but after being married to Star Jones I’m thinking about it.”
African American Museum (and County Jail)
July 22, 2008 – 5:00 am | by godHey I don’t make this shit up. I just pass it along.
Miffed Madonna
July 22, 2008 – 4:00 am | by godThings are not going well between Madonna and her brother after he released his controversial new book,”‘Life With My Sister, Madonna.”
I don’t want to say Madonna’s mad at him, but I understand today, she called Jesse Jackson looking for a favor.
- Jay Leno
