Sarah Palin is apparently shopping a proposal around for her own reality television show.
This might mark the first time that “Sarah Palin” and “reality” have ever been used in the same sentence. The reality is being pitched as a series of one hour episodes, which will all end abruptly after 38 minutes.
California State Senator Roy Ashburn was pulled over for a DUI and confessed that he had been drinking in a gay nightclub. Ashburn has voted against every single gay rights measure. Maybe he was at the night club to protest the gay lifestyle…
Or he could be a closeted homosexual and a hypocrite.
Jessica Parfey was your average cop in Australia: female, somewhat-sexy, 19-years old and wanting to fuck every cop on the force. Wait, what?
According to reports, Ms. Parfey propositioned other cops to have an affair with her, offering oral sex in pub bathrooms and whatnot. You know, the usual stuff cops do when not protecting and serving our neighborhoods. Blowjobs and stuff.
Not only did Parfey act like the police station was the set of a hardcore porn, but she was willing to use her authority to gain leverage and fuck the system. At the rate she was going, it was apparent that she just wanted to fuck something.
Samsung just came out with this new refrigerator that has built-in Internet and a screen on the outside so you can display family photos and recipes.
Or for around two thousand dollars less, you can buy a magnet.
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